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Scootrology: Mythology based in Science?

I don't belong to any baby-slaughtering death cults. Nor do I belong to any Satan worshiping clubs or subscribe to new age dietary restriction philosophies. However, I do from time to time find Spiritual Truths in the science of Scootrology. I call this a "science" because it is based on scientific teachings that can time and time again be proven. The Theory Scootrology is based on is the following, theorized by the Great Philosopher Albertus Einsteinus in the 12th century. translated from its original Esperanto, it is as follows:

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
And the child born on the Sabbath Day is blithe and bonny, good and gay.


By the Scootrologic Calendar, I am a Hedgehog. I feel that this dictates every aspect of my prickly personality.

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