Sarcastic, Polka-Loving Earth Female Seeks Bagpipe Playing co-Mater to be my personal Slave (in a non-fetish sort of way).

Do you want to worship me? You know you do! You want to be my Personal Slave, and cater to my every whim and need. In turn, I, Scooter the Romantic, desire to Score, so in this way, we will form the perfect symbiotic relationship.

This site is CURRENT! That means, if it's still up, it means I haven't scored yet. So take heed, all you chivalrous Gen-X rambling, roaring lads...Behold! Scooter, the Romantic Perfect Date is still looking!

(signal word= "paragon")