They made me do it! It's another one of their insidious template plots!
See? You can become a Scientologist even if you're Armenian!
Haven't you always wondered where you can find a list of movies that feature bagpipes?
I know you have fantasies of hedgehogs dressed up like the Statue of Liberty, don't deny it! In fact, send someone a postcard!
What do spandex and Magnetic Resonance Imaging have in common? They were both invented by Armenians, silly!
i like shelf brackets.