I don't have a lot of friends. But it's quality, not quantity that counts, right?
He's my best bud from high school. He wants to be a Cyberman for Halloween.
She's a slightly off-balance lesbian from Vermont. She doesn't like couscous or other non-whole grains.
She can play Monkees songs on the guitar.
Makes really good chicken soup.
Will never be a Scrabble champion.
Needs more Prozac. Call Dr. Bezergehnian today, Maaax!