Me, Me, Me. That's what this is all about, isn't it? In fact, isn't that what the entire Internet is about? Anyway, here's some of the gory details about my life, not that you care.


My name is Scooter and, although I am a native of that beautiful post-industrial wasteland called Syracuse, NY, I live in Massachusetts.


Currently I am an office drone at Harvard University, but I have plans to someday not be a geek anymore. Really.


Here is a web site enshrining what a dork I am. I hope that in these pages you discover what it really means to have too much time on your hands.

I'll also try to include some pictures that I feel represent me. For example, I might include a picture from my favorite movie or TV show, or a photo of a prized possession...for example, my car:

Favorite Stuff

Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens...

This is kind of a dumb topic--my favorite what? Should I make up categories?

FAVORITE SMELLS: train stations and hay lofts
FAVORITE COLORS: olive drab and burgundy
FAVORITE SOUND: shattering glass
FAVORITE STATE CAPITAL: Frankfurt, KY
FAVORITE FOOD: kibbeh or other marinated raw beef
FAVORITE TYPE OF AMBROSIA SALAD: Cherry Delight
FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE: B-
FAVORITE BAND: Big Country
FAVORITE COMPOSER: Francis Poulenc
FAVORITE PRESIDENT OF THE US: Millard Fillmore

Favorite Quotes

In this area, I might include quotes I like or that I feel capture my feelings, for example:

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau