My Friends
I don't have a lot of friends. But it's quality, not quantity that counts, right?
Krustee:
He's my best bud from high school. He wants to be a Cyberman for Halloween.
Irina:
She's a slightly off-balance lesbian from Vermont. She doesn't like couscous or other non-whole grains.
Mouse:
She can play Monkees songs on the guitar.
Lisa:
Makes really good chicken soup.
Jason:
Will never be a Scrabble champion.
Maaax:
Needs more Prozac. Call Dr. Bezergehnian today, Maaax!
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